Lighten Up ! Another funny one!

This is one of those I had to pass along. I got it in an Email earlier!



A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a

hunting safari in  Africa , taking his faithful,

 elderly Jack Russell named Killer,

 along for the company. 

One day the old Jack Russell starts

chasing rabbits and before long,

discovers that he’s lost.


Wandering about, he notices a leopard

heading rapidly in his direction with

the intention of having lunch. 

The old Jack Russell thinks, ‘Oh, oh!

I’m in deep doo-doo now!’


Noticing some bones on the ground close by,

he immediately settles down

to chew on the bones with his back to

the approaching cat.


Just as the leopard is about to leap,

the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly,

‘Boy, that was one delicious leopard!


I wonder, if there are any more

around here?’ 

Hearing this, the young leopard

halts his attack in mid-strike,

a look of terror comes over him

and he slinks away into the trees.


‘Whew!’, says the leopard,

‘That was close! That old Jack Russell

nearly had me!’

Meanwhile, a monkey

who had been watching the whole scene from

 a nearby tree, figures he can put this

 knowledge to good use and trade it for

 protection from the leopard. So, off he goes,


But the old Jack Russell sees him heading

 after the leopard with great speed, and

 figures that something

must be up. 

The monkey soon catches up with

the leopard, spills the beans

and strikes a deal for himself

with the leopard. 

The young leopard is furious

at being made a fool of and says,

‘Here, monkey, hop on my back

and see what’s going to happen

to that conniving canine! 

Now, the old Jack Russell sees the

 leopard coming with the monkey on

 his back and thinks, ‘What am I

 going to do now?’,


But instead of running, the dog sits down

 with his back to his attackers,

pretending he hasn’t seen them yet,

and just when they get close enough

to hear, the old Jack Russell says…


‘Where’s that darn monkey? I sent him off

 an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story

Don’t mess with Us Old Dawgs…  

age and skill will always overcome youth and



Brilliance only come with age 

and experience. 

 Of course, I am in no way saying

that any of you are old, some are just

more ‘youthfully challenged.’


You did notice the size of the print,

didn’t you?













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